Grow A Boyfriend

$20.99

Expands to six times its original size upon hydration
Multi-coloured design adds playful visual interest
Lightweight 1 kg package for easy display or storage
Gag gift concept for those who value silence
Requires only water to reach full volume

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Specifications

Brand	MDI
Colour	Multi Colour
Dimensions	30 × 15 × 5 cm
Weight	1 kg

Delivery & Returns

Free delivery on this item.
Sent directly from our Australian warehouse partners.
Usually dispatched within 1-3 business days.
Delivery after dispatch: usually 2-8 business days within Australia, 7-14 business days to New Zealand. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Change-of-mind returns within 14 days on unopened eligible items (10% restocking fee; you pay return postage). Faulty or wrong items are always put right, free. Returns policy

Size guide

Kids' clothing

Height is the most reliable guide for growing kids: measure without shoes, standing tall against a wall.

Height from the floor to the top of the head, heels against the wall.
Chest around the fullest part of the chest, under the arms.

AU size	Age	Height	Chest
000	0–3 m	56–62	40
00	3–6 m	62–68	42
0	6–12 m	68–76	44
1	12–18 m	76–84	48
2	2 y	84–92	51
3	3 y	92–100	53
4	4 y	100–106	55
5	5 y	106–112	57
6	6 y	112–118	59
7	7 y	118–124	62
8	8 y	124–130	65
10	9–10 y	130–142	70
12	11–12 y	142–152	75
14	13–14 y	152–160	80
16	15–16 y	160–168	84

A typical Australian guide: sizing differs between brands and makers. Where a product shows its own size chart in its photos, go by that chart.

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01BABY & TODDLER CLOTHING

A Quiet Companion That Grows With You

Place this whimsical piece on a shelf or bedside table, where it waits in compact form. It is an object of pure amusement, designed to spark a smile in any room.

The MDI Grow A Boyfriend suits anyone seeking a lighthearted addition to their decor. It grows when wet, becoming a tangible reminder that not all partners are made of flesh and bone.

GROWTH

Expansion Through Simple Hydration

The core function is straightforward: add water, and the material responds by expanding. It swells to six times its initial dimensions, transforming from a small, dense object into a larger, more substantial presence. This physical change is immediate and satisfying, turning a simple liquid interaction into a visible transformation.

DESIGN

Multicoloured Form and Playful Proportion

Finished in multiple colours, the piece avoids monotony with its varied palette. The design is abstract enough to be interpreted freely, serving as a conversation starter rather than a strict representation. Its proportions shift dramatically during the growth phase, creating a dynamic visual element that changes over time.

UTILITY

Silence And Unwavering Patience

This companion does not snore, eliminating one of the most common sources of domestic friction. It does not demand conversation, nor does it interrupt; it simply listens. For those who find peace in quietude, this silent partner offers a constant, non-judgmental presence that requires no maintenance beyond occasional rehydration.

AT A GLANCE