Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

$20.99

White toilet paper printed with humorous text
Designed to lighten the mood during use
Serves as a playful novelty gift option
Compact 30 x 15 x 5 cm packing carton

In stock

Specifications

Brand	MDI
Colour	White
Dimensions	30 × 15 × 5 cm
Weight	1 kg

Delivery & Returns

Free delivery on this item.
Sent directly from our Australian warehouse partners.
Usually dispatched within 1-3 business days.
Delivery after dispatch: usually 2-8 business days within Australia, 7-14 business days to New Zealand. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Change-of-mind returns within 14 days on unopened eligible items (10% restocking fee; you pay return postage). Faulty or wrong items are always put right, free. Returns policy

01TOILET PAPER HOLDERS

Witty lines for the daily ritual

A roll of toilet paper is rarely considered an object of design, yet this MDI creation turns a mundane necessity into a moment of levity. The white surface carries a pattern of jokes, transforming the bathroom into a space where quiet reflection meets unexpected wit.

This novelty tissue is suited for those who appreciate dry humour in their domestic spaces. It functions as standard toilet paper while offering a visual distraction that keeps the mind engaged rather than wandering.

DESIGN

Humour printed on the sheet

The product features a clean white base, ensuring it blends seamlessly with most bathroom decors while still standing out through its content. The jokes are printed directly onto the paper, creating a visual rhythm that guides the eye as you unroll. It is a simple graphic approach that relies on typography and spacing to deliver its punchlines without cluttering the aesthetic.

FUNCTION

Passing time with a chuckle

Beyond its primary function of hygiene, this toilet paper serves as a mental companion. The printed jokes are positioned to be read during the act of using the bathroom, helping to pass the time in a way that feels engaging rather than tedious. It turns a solitary moment into a small, private performance of comedy.

GIFTING

A light-hearted present choice

Packaged in a compact 30 x 15 x 5 cm carton weighing one kilogram, this item makes for an easy-to-handle gift. It appeals to friends and family who enjoy novelty items and do not take themselves too seriously. The weight and size suggest a practical quantity, sufficient to last through several weeks of daily use while maintaining its novelty value.

AT A GLANCE